Saturday, February 19, 2011

What I would like to post as my Facebook status:

M.a. Sullivan is...burning all of her bridges.

M.a. Sullivan is... contemplating getting very drunk and, maybe, scoring some weed, even though weed made her extremely paranoid when she smoked it in high school.

M.a. Sullivan is...re-charging her vibrator, which she named after an old crush.

M.a. Sullivan is... sick and tired of reading your Christmas newsletter-like postings about your child's admission to all the Ivies, your esoteric music discoveries, your culinary creations, etc.etc

M.a. Sullivan is... sick and tired of your glamourous and artsy Facebook profile pic.

M.a Sullivan is... realizing that most grown-ups should not be on Facebook.

M.a Sullivan is... of the opinion that thanking people for their fabulous parties, to which many of us were not invited, on one's Facebook wall is just plain rude.

M.a. Sullivan is... not interested in or amused by the quotidian minutiae of your life. (See reference in previous status to Christmas newsletters)

M.a. Sullivan is... of the opinion that friends arguing politics through Facebook postings is probably a really bad idea.

M.a. Sullivan is... extremely lonely.